young and a menace

Sat, 22 Sep 2018 12:39:45 -0400

- (@drewbearimore)

Sat, 22 Sep 2018 12:38:18 -0400

pizzaotter:

roslips:

blackmodel:

khadidon:

Bosses/Managers be like…

DIE

I HATE HER 😂

I WAS NOT FUCKING READY

I swear I can’t stand her 😂💀

Fri, 25 May 2018 10:42:29 -0400

yourstrulys:

Ariana Grande for TIME Magazine

Fri, 25 May 2018 08:38:40 -0400

mcelboycontent:

Look at these curvy letters! Much curvier than most letters, wouldn’t you say? You look, mortal, if ye be. You look, and then you type what you think you see! Is it an “E?” Or is it a “3?” That’s up to ye!

underbellamy: me: fIGHT ME (ง︡’-‘︠)ง me: is afraid to ask people for help at stores *stutters...

Fri, 25 May 2018 08:15:19 -0400

underbellamy:

me: fIGHT ME (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

me: *is afraid to ask people for help at stores* *stutters when ordering take out* *runs as fast as i can out of a room after i shut the lights off in case the shadow monsters try to get me* *will refuse to go back into a room after seeing a spider until i know for a fact it is gone*

Wed, 23 May 2018 13:27:07 -0400

annakemdrick:

annakendrick47: emotional eater.

nicoleartist: eyeofthewolfe: traditionalaviator: bacon-dragon:...

Thu, 10 May 2018 09:45:08 -0400

nicoleartist:

eyeofthewolfe:

traditionalaviator:

bacon-dragon:

IT HAPPENED

THE LEGO MOVIE BECAME REALITY

I like the guy standing in the bg watching like WUUUUUUT

revampedtheworld: blahblahmalory: amaroencorde: ruinedchildho...

Wed, 09 May 2018 15:20:42 -0400

revampedtheworld:

blahblahmalory:

amaroencorde:

ruinedchildhood:

Heres the last part:

https://twitter.com/finesser_mya/status/881754413018173440

I’m almost in tears like this shook me in a really intense way 😞 Worth the watch, and hit the link the last part is only 30 seconds more.

Can y'all please make it work 😭

They’re engaged!

Wed, 09 May 2018 14:38:50 -0400

john-mulaney:

you’ve got a smile that could light up this whole town…

brainshart:John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

Wed, 09 May 2018 11:23:15 -0400

brainshart:

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

ficlet: masters of disguise

Wed, 09 May 2018 09:45:06 -0400

teamokdynamite:

Happy birthday @thegetfxckedcrew!!!!! It’s still your birthday in my timezone so this totally counts! Here’s 1.3k ish of fahc freewood as a fun lil present! :) <3

(also on ao3)

Things pop off three hours into the watch. Until that point, everything had been quiet, and Gavin had even been bored, thinking about how much he was going to complain about being put on security duty again when all he wants is to be sitting passenger seat in someone’s car, firing an assault rifle back out the window and laughing into the night.

He’d been close to just turning in for the night and hoping everything would stay calm, but then Ryan’s car pulls in much, much faster than it usually does, and he hears Ryan jump out, run inside, and yell, “Duck!”

Keep reading

thegetfuckedcrew: Keep reading

Wed, 09 May 2018 09:44:25 -0400

thegetfuckedcrew:

Keep reading

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 15:54:12 -0400

afterword:

afterword:
pillow princess is a bottomphobic slur

when u make a post targeted at bottoms

Wed, 28 Mar 2018 12:18:27 -0400

plantkat:

captaindoubled:

instant-oatmeal:

gad-riel:

If anyone is looking up for the chance in getting into entertainment and making a new generation of kids find some clues, it’s youre time to shine!

Don’t wanna dissuade anyone from auditioning, but here’s your competition:

????? HELLO???

Sat, 17 Feb 2018 00:51:06 -0500

ravenwritesstuff:

Kissing tropes that are giving me life right now

- when A grabs the B’s face and says “please - please” before devouring B’s mouth without waiting for a response

- pulling back just for a second to try to regain control before realizing they don’t want to be in control and diving back in

- person A missing the first time they lean in and just catching the corner of B’s mouth and waaaaaaaaaiting for B to come in and fix it

- tender eyelid and nose kisses before finally sealing the deal.

- that moment where the world just stops and A stares into B’s eyes and they know they shouldn’t, but they kiss anyway

- having to lean against each other when they pull back because the world is spinning and they just. cannot. breathe. yet.

- person A realizing that they were just kind of joking when they kissed B but then holy shit do they ever get sucked into it and when A finally pulls back they are absolutely stunned by B

- foreheads pressed into each others, sharing breath, until they dive back in for more because they thought they were done but they so were not.

- that ‘oh hell is this actually happening?’ moment before it actually happens.

- the desperate pant/groan of surrender when either party knows that they are sooooooo done

Sun, 28 Jan 2018 17:51:03 -0500

randomsplashes:

me: *wants to talk to my mutuals but doesn’t know what to say*

Sun, 28 Jan 2018 17:45:31 -0500

scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel:

This is 100% how anxiety works

Sun, 28 Jan 2018 00:12:10 -0500

iguanamouth:colin and i found this sonic underground scene over...

Sun, 28 Jan 2018 00:11:50 -0500

iguanamouth:

colin and i found this sonic underground scene over a year ago and ive thought about the noise sonic makes every single day since

elenaalvares: #relatable

Sat, 27 Jan 2018 22:23:21 -0500

elenaalvares:

_#relatable